Ape Cheese Theme Song

Possibly the only blog with a theme song?
It's on my myspace... if anyone knows how to link it directly let me know


-ed. by ollie so we could find the post.

new ink

Hey friends I got a new tattoo!

Kick in the Balls

Good Night Blog
May flights of angels sing thee to thy rest...

Hawt!!!

I want to take you out to Runyan Canyon for a nice romantic picnic where I will have made light sandwiches with veganaise and mustard on them, a bevvy of crackers with assorted cheeses, and a fruit salad. We will drink Cabernet and laugh in the wind. Then I will tell you how I love your ways and we kiss on the hillside. After I take you for an evening of drinks and fine cuisine at the Bounty (or the Prince perhaps if the mood should strike my fancy), we will make sweet, passionate sex in the backseat of my Toytoa Matrix with the seats folded down. It shall be a night to remember.

this post is actually by sarey martin

you have to look at this picture from a weird angle to see the memento mori. memento mori is usually a reminder of death. so yeah. thats latin.

you know that guy wolf? thats his ex girlfriend

some girls gettin some luckiness. i gettin a big ass check tomorrow.

contemplated more than celebrated

a pretty good set up

HEY MAN, GILBERTS CALLIN YA!!

actually. his names not gilbert.

PHAT ASS, YEAHHHH. HUH HUH HUH. COME ON NOW. HUH.

jascha showed me this, my hero

love

me and weed = heart

Poster

So I am really bored and so glad to have an outlet

RUN SON!!!

I woke up around 10 o'clock in the mornin
I gave myself a strech up, a mornin yawn and
went to the bathroom to wash up
I threw some soap on my face and put my hands up on a cup
and said um "Mirror mirror, on, the wall
Who is the top Dogg of them all?"
There was a rubble dubble, five minutes it lasted
The mirror said, "You are you conceited bastard"
Well that's true, that's why we never have no beef
So I slipped off my khakis and my gold leaf
Used Oil of Olay, cuz my skin gets pale
And then I got the file, for my fingernails
I'm true to the style on my behalf
I put some bubbles in the tub so I can take a bubble bath
Clean, dry, was my body and hair
I threw on my brand new Doggy underwear
for all the bitches I might take home
I got the Johnson baby powder and Cool Water cologne
Now I'm fresh, dressed, like a million bucks
Threw on my white sox, with my all blue chucks
Stepped out the house, stopped short, oh no
I went back in, I forgot my indo!!

A Petite Dejeuner

That's how I roll...

jascha

wtf?

wtf?