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your dday scavenger hunt hosts

2008-06-24T12:09:00.001-07:00

your dday scavenger hunt hosts
Originally uploaded by matildalavender

jea!!

hey

2008-06-09T22:36:00.000-07:00

hey guys I miss you and apecheese lol

Hey guess what?

2008-02-13T17:54:00.000-08:00

I love you

I wish I could start over sometimes

2008-02-10T03:11:00.000-08:00

the only blog sarey posts in

2008-02-01T23:05:00.000-08:00

http://sareypoppinraddy.com

2008-01-31T09:50:00.000-08:00

So this dude on YouTube takes videos of your favorite guitar gods and dubs them with amateur renditions of the songs. This is pretty hilarious. I recommend the Santana one.

More of these can be seen HERE

snoop is so cute

2008-01-16T19:10:00.001-08:00

mother

2007-12-16T18:00:00.001-08:00

lifestyle < = > deathstyle

2007-12-16T17:48:00.000-08:00

Last night... amazing

This morning... amazing again

Right now... BORING

http://www.familywatchdog.us/search.asp

So here you go kiddies. Check out these misguided assclowns and their sweet ass mug shots. Disturbing how most of these cocksuckers are registered for crimes involving children. Pardon my language. It is the Boat after all. Holla.

Watch me move. Ask me about my dates. Holla back.

Also:

I got the key to Gramercy Place. Get Deaded.

Jupiter

2007-12-10T16:57:00.000-08:00

Somewhere in here is a giant man yelling at us.

Why I Strike

2007-12-09T11:13:00.001-08:00

StrikePics09, originally uploaded by Steamy B.

All girls are now bisexual. I wish I had the luxury, but men and gay men are all gross. Dick, balls, no thanks. I like vagina and boobs thank you.

Pacman and Hilarious Racism

2007-12-04T00:11:00.000-08:00

because I am such a fag

2007-11-30T21:38:00.000-08:00

Unforgivable

2007-10-15T23:07:00.000-07:00

There are more so go to Youtube and enjoy.

In Rainbows

2007-10-11T10:18:00.000-07:00

The new Radiohead album was released yesterdee, and it is called In Rainbows. It is rad.

www.inrainbows.com

You pick the price; be it $666 or $0. Raddest album launch ever... raddest band ever.

Also hey! It is a lot better than Hail to the Thief. Like worlds better.

do it again

2007-09-23T10:47:00.001-07:00

heyo

tequila before the beastie boys show

2007-08-23T13:33:00.000-07:00

b e a s t i e GO

Rick Rollin'

2007-08-10T09:20:00.000-07:00

grasshopper.

2007-07-13T08:16:00.000-07:00

i fucked mark up!!!!

deadpan helium beach boy suck

2007-07-01T13:42:00.000-07:00

sarey and me wasted after the bounty

2007-06-30T16:15:00.001-07:00

2007-06-26T12:47:00.001-07:00

sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-06-26T01:27:00.001-07:00

wow, busey

2007-06-25T17:23:00.001-07:00

scuba diving in a minisub

2007-06-25T15:24:00.000-07:00

these are my parents in cabo san lucas. my daddy gives a disclaimer: "my eyes are puffy and mom's face is sun burned from the day before." this video is the coolest, i almost cried!!!!

the bastard fairies

2007-06-24T00:52:00.001-07:00

i went to see carina at amoeba records yesterday

2007-06-23T17:21:00.000-07:00

three songs. slow motion addict, ready to confess, and take the money all in a row. yippee.

2007-06-22T02:47:00.001-07:00

2007-06-22T01:20:00.000-07:00

this black widow is living outside of hubcab's smoking porch right now. she comes out only at night and is fucking ginormous. i got as close as i mentally could stand. jascha suggested naming her 'tom jones' despite the fact he automatically assumed the spider was a he. regardless the name stuck. im drunk. please god, don't ever let me have a bad dream about a brown recluse spider.

janis owns me and jascha

2007-06-21T23:49:00.001-07:00

2007-06-16T15:28:00.000-07:00

so confused.

doo dah doo doo

2007-06-13T21:35:00.000-07:00

kids why would you bring that stinky meat in here of all places!

our castle

2007-06-07T15:04:00.000-07:00

By The Late Great Dean Martin

2007-05-29T21:07:00.000-07:00

Born Dino Paul Crocetti, June 7, 1917 – December 25, 1995

In Napoli where love is king
When boy meets girl here's what they say

When the moon hits you eye like a big pizza pie
That's amore
When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine
That's amore
Bells will ring ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling
And you'll sing "Vita bella"
Hearts will play tippy-tippy-tay, tippy-tippy-tay
Like a gay tarantella

When the stars make you drool just like a pasta fazool
That's amore
When you dance down the street with a cloud at your feet
You're in love
When you walk down in a dream but you know you're not
Dreaming signore
Scuzza me, but you see, back in old Napoli
That's amore

(When the moon hits you eye like a big pizza pie
That's amore
When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine
That's amore
Bells will ring ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling
And you'll sing "Vita bella"
Hearts will play tippy-tippy-tay, tippy-tippy-tay
Like a gay tarantella

When the stars make you drool just like a pasta fazool)
That's amore
(When you dance down the street with a cloud at your feet
You're in love
When you walk down in a dream but you know you're not
Dreaming signore
Scuzza me, but you see, back in old Napoli)
That's amore
Lucky fella

When the stars make you drool just like a pasta fazool)
That's amore
(When you dance down the street with a cloud at your feet
You're in love
When you walk down in a dream but you know you're not
Dreaming signore
Scuzza me, but you see, back in old Napoli)
That's amore, (amore)
That's amore

another brilliant moment in rehdogg history...

2007-05-29T20:23:00.000-07:00

again, the best band in japan...

2007-05-29T19:12:00.000-07:00

urging you to watch them go off.....seriously.....

Evelyn Nesbit

2007-05-29T13:16:00.000-07:00

how you doin?

2007-05-28T18:41:00.001-07:00

Creationism is ha ha funny

2007-05-28T16:58:00.001-07:00

CREATION MUSEUM

I have got to see this in person.

The Best Tits You'll Never See

2007-05-28T12:14:00.000-07:00

things i could eat all day part 2

2007-05-26T19:35:00.000-07:00

can jascha and i get one so his chet atkins record sounds like a long pee?

2007-05-26T19:26:00.000-07:00

freight train!

2007-05-26T19:25:00.000-07:00

fucking sick.

2007-05-25T17:32:00.001-07:00

flaming lips

2007-05-21T13:18:00.000-07:00

talkin bout the smiling deathporn immortality blues is the best song in the world

Amanda Peet is fine, and I will now kill myself for her at this time

2007-05-19T18:00:00.000-07:00

Amanda Peet is so fucking hot it drives me mad. Damn you Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip! DAMN YOUS! Ugh celebrity crushes are stupid.

red

2007-05-12T10:50:00.000-07:00

hello, i'm posting from the bar inside juanita's in little rock, arkansas..its one pm...last night we stayed in a la quinta inn that was probably the most curiously run down of the chain that we've been to (we tend to prefer these hotels cause they're just a slight step up from motel 6 and have wireless internet). there were countless loriders cruising at the gas station sharing the parking lot and lots of too loud farty bass echoing the streets.

greg is taking a nap next to me as i'm drinking a bloody mary that tastes like pure tabasco (ive only recently become a tabasco user, for a puerto rican i am not really able to handle spicy-hot things much). i know i should be good and drinking coffee but i haven't had one in three days and damnit, don't judge me!!!

i'm really here to kill time and ramble but i'd like to remind you that life is wonderful and fun and to work hard and be persistant with things you desire. i'm happy as a pig in poop right now and when you're happy you should spread the fire to others i believe. don't forget to make sure that if she's around you send a card or hug your mommy and grandmommy and tell them you wouldn't exist without them and that you love them - even if you're mad right now!

if only this silversun pickups record would stop skipping!!

im not sorry

2007-05-11T13:24:00.000-07:00

ive watched every anti and pro documentary, seen how it can make waves on a small town as well as a large city enviorment and shopped at its competitors - i conclude i don't give a fuck - wal-mart rules. ive been on tour in the midwest for over a week now, and all i have to look forward to is drinking a wells vodka soda and finding a wal-mart off the highway. its like the peak of our days off. i'm broke as hell and i can buy an giant tub of tribe hummus and economy size tortilla chips, as well as a pair of simple red sneakers (my feet smell so bad) and a shit ton more for under twenty dollars - and you can fuck right off if you try to hate on me. at this point the only thing i care to disagree with is the chain not offering music cd's un-edited. i get wal-mart.

also, i love brandon flowers.

Perhaps the finest video ever made.

2007-05-09T12:13:00.000-07:00

This song is just plain brilliant song-writing as well. Enjoy:

Things to consider and questions to ponder:
• The man/woman behind the camera...
• The shower sequence...
• Who is he running from?
• The uniform with the American Flag... boy scouts or security guard?
• Who is the inspiration behind such emotional lyrics?
• Where did he record this masterpiece because the quality... I mean fuck!

Extra cheese please...

2007-05-09T12:05:00.000-07:00

This:

plus the internet equals this:

hooray for youtube!

Levi's 911s

2007-05-07T17:21:00.001-07:00

spiderman 3

2007-05-06T14:11:00.000-07:00

rushed

too many stories going at once

another hollywood disappointment

but was fun to see

Artbots

2007-04-23T15:42:00.000-07:00

ARTBOTS: (the following text was taken from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artbots)

"ArtBots is an international robot talent show held in New York City and other cities. It is sponsored by a variety of arts organizations, produced by an army of volunteers, and is directed by dorkbot founder Douglas Repetto.

ArtBots is vaguely modeled on a tongue-in-cheek version of Battlebots, where robotic art submissions are curated for a group show based not on their ability to fight one another, but on their ability to make (or be) art.

The show runs for a number of days, and two (nominal) prizes are awarded: the People's Choice Award goes to the work that gets the most audience votes, while the Robot Choice Award is decided on by the artists themselves. ArtBots is dedicated to the creation, presentation, and celebration of robotic art and art-making robotics, and to the promotion of the idea that robotics, and new technologies in general, are accessible, fun, intelligible, and useful, and that "regular people", not just a technological elite, can participate in and influence our society's technological progress. The show is promoted by arts organizations, engineering groups such as the Robotics Society of America, and educational institutions like Columbia University, New York University (NYU), and Pratt Institute."

Here's the link to some of the participants and the actual site: http://artbots.org/2005/participants/ACircleofFriends/.

I'm a big fan of "A Circle of Friends Discuss James Clerk Maxwell" by Mark Esper. It's brilliant, but really, they all are. Enjoy.

Eagle Vs. Shark - I wanna see this son

2007-04-16T13:25:00.000-07:00

weird romantic indie flicks are go!

jascha rynek is full of quotes, id like to begin to post them.

2007-04-13T15:10:00.000-07:00

"i had more of a libido last night, and then i broke my hand"

kick over that vandalism

2007-04-12T15:44:00.000-07:00

"Hey man don't sweat it we're just drunk.. this faggot was talking all sorts of shit to us so... you guys are cool we got no beef... later"

he didn't rally have a gun ha ha ha

things i could eat all day: part 1

2007-04-10T17:13:00.000-07:00

Do yous remember?

2007-04-09T19:38:00.000-07:00

...the last time you saw this girl?

hmm?

I talked to her on the phone today briefly. She is doing good so she says. Worry not.

sometimes, its okay to want to die

2007-04-09T07:07:00.000-07:00

last night was pretty much one of those awesome, "no, now THAT was the worst night of my life" kind of nights....the suckage was whipped and creamy and all over my cupcake.
I had no couch to sleep on last night so I picked the floor, unfortunately they are wood and cold and wouldn't you know it, pansy girl didn't have enough blankies? So you keep that slight shiver all night long, even though you cover every open, "wind drafting" hole in your little sad bed, made of two of the weird bedskirts and a blankie that smells like eight's nutsack in some delicious spots...then at precicely 2:39 am, a delicious roach who harvests crumbs from eight's nutsack (amongst other yummy entrails) crawled onto my pillow and onto, can you guess........me!! I leaped up and shook myself trying not to yelp, sigh...he was a big motherfucker too. then I lay back down and at precicely 2:48 am, jolette begins to snore every other breath for the next 39 minutes. I know what you're thinking, "gee, what a puss, at least she snores every other breath" but wait, then you can hear eight walking around causing mischief, prolly eating shit because he's been kicked out of bed. Sometimes he growls at chair legs too. And its these real gutteral growls that you can feel in the wood floors (especially at 3:56 am) . So sorry to keep going but i'm verrrry sleepy right now and you know when you stay up too late? You start to get hungry. So here's woe is me poor ollie, wishing she could eat brite spot soooooo fucking bad right now but instead she's listening to josh laugh from the other room and the sleeping beauty jolette rippin it through dreamland...i'm feeling slightly insane, did I stop defining sentences now? Is this one giant one? Its 4:30 now. Its fucking cold dude.

Oh hey I just woke up from a sick little power nap where I had a nightmare about pissing myself, awesome!! its five thirty, I can hear eight growling at another pant leg, awesome.

I think the house is empty now. I can't tell. I'm gonna find a bed and pretend last night never happened. I wish I has melatonin right now. And a baseball bat to knock myself out.

easily the best band in japan

2007-04-03T12:25:00.000-07:00

PISTOL VALVE RULES.

4 ollie <3

2007-03-31T10:04:00.000-07:00

rufio rufio ru-fi-ooooooooooooooo!

little boxes

2007-03-29T14:57:00.001-07:00

Little boxes on the hillside, Little boxes made of tickytacky
Little boxes on the hillside, little boxes all the same
There's a green one and a pink one and a blue one and a yellow one
And they're all made out of ticky tacky and they all look just the same.

And the people in the houses all went to the university
Where they were put in boxes and they came out all the same,
And there's doctors and there's lawyers, and business executives
And they're all made out of ticky tacky and they all look just the same.

And they all play on the golf course and drink their martinis dry,
And they all have pretty children and the children go to school
And the children go to summer camp and then to the university
Where they are put in boxes and they come out all the same.

And the boys go into business and marry and raise a family
In boxes made of ticky tacky and they all look just the same.

ollie sarey josh agenda for thursday

2007-03-29T14:32:00.000-07:00

1. Reminise/download about embarassing/awesome radio
(this section will be very telling of our ages/how we grew up)

a. bloodhound gang
(re: the roof is on fire: in the second verse he finishes with "this monkey's gone to heaven"....wow. i was too young to get it, so awesome!!)
b. goldfinger (wow, how much did you love this record? over and over and over i and friends listened, for me this is a record i taught myself to harmonize to, along with jimmy eat world's clarity, lol)
c. smashmouth
sorry, that first record was so rad. the lyrics that guy wrote was so fun to sing along to and shove your fist in the air while drinking a slurpee. josh can agree)
d. the pixies covers record
(sorry, josh may have bought death of the pixies but, this is how sarey and i discovered the band in high school, i remember chatting with a pasty goth boy as a young girl in the oldskool aol chat rooms about how the pixies were the greatest band in the world...i disagreed, for trent reznor is god, but he was right about something)

2. malvina reynolds' little boxes
learn so we can cover it like 56 other rad people

3. listen to the pixies
and cry

4. listen to the cranberries
and let them slay you. you will be shredded apart with their love and beauty. quit hiding behind phrases like "they're gay". there are not many things i'm sure of in life, but i am pretty f-ing sure that you are wrong wrong wrong if your heart hasn't been slayed by delores o'riordan. (by sarey)

Put Up Your Dukes

2007-03-28T19:41:00.000-07:00

Yes!!!

The Duke Spirit are coming to town for a Spaceland show if you haven't heard.

April 23rd!!!!! I'm there... are you?

I had a little freak out when I saw it on their Myspace.

radical

laguardia

2007-03-27T21:11:00.000-07:00

rooooar

Monkey Love

2007-03-27T15:15:00.000-07:00

rate it son!

2007-03-24T15:01:00.001-07:00

Rate My Turbin

Enjoy this shit

Last Night at the Berth - Departing from SOP

2007-03-24T13:58:00.000-07:00

Last night I was chillin at Jascha's watching The Departed. Ollie and Jascha had already passed out, but I couldn't stop watching the movie. That shit was good. Normally when you're at someone's place and they pass out it is time to leave, but The Departed was just soooo good. I couldn't walk away without seeing it to the end.

After a while Jascha seemed to be having doggie dreams. you know those dreams dogs have when they nap wehre they go "ruff" or "woof" and move their paws like they are chasing something. Only this was good buddy Jascha and not a dog. He was like "Hey! Hey!" and "Wha?" and kept grabbing at imaginary things. Good times. I decided to sit on the floor at that point because he was trying to use me as a pillow. Ha ha ha.

Sorry Jascha... it makes for good blog material. Ha ha.

insatiable

2007-03-23T23:13:00.000-07:00

alright alright. you know what you fuckin are? you're noel gallagher with a ........ i get confused. nawwwww. dont write that down. it kills me. nawww i dont know what to think man!!! come on. look. the end of the movie is coming up. its all gonna make sense. cause its this movie that explains everything.

awww. it hurts man, it hurts. cause of the romance.

Yourspace

2007-03-21T19:06:00.000-07:00

God bless those kind folks who post up band pages illegally with the songs you want from bands on them.

Fuck yes to a million bootleg pages! Hurray! finding my fav songs was a pain, but well worth it to have some faces fucking melted everytime someone clicks my profile.

heyooo

2007-03-20T15:42:00.001-07:00

2007-03-20T11:16:00.000-07:00

Dude, Where's My Blog

2007-03-15T22:35:00.000-07:00

Mastering a dog is as simple as mastering a mind fuck. It's a simple human instinct we're good at because we practice all the time.

josh get in the car and call in sick

2007-03-14T00:37:00.000-07:00

we're also playing a party for blender acoustic march 17th at 5pm at the blender house, 319 congress st, 1st floor, austin 73344. t'will be rad but i forgot to put it on this flyer.

Malajube

2007-03-13T12:51:00.001-07:00

They are going to blow up. Watch.

Ssssssh you're gonna wake the baby

2007-03-12T14:18:00.000-07:00

I love Aes Rizzle

Bazooka Tooth son
Starving artist Manhattan Scissor-tongue

My new Studio Layout

2007-03-12T12:09:00.001-07:00

Romance At It's Pinnacle

2007-03-11T23:06:00.000-07:00

oh holla

2007-03-11T13:30:00.000-07:00

well that was refreshing

whos sexier?

2007-03-09T01:23:00.000-08:00

they're exactly the same song.

2007-03-09T00:16:00.000-08:00

dear josh, thank you for ruining my favorite shirtless dude with my most unfavorite shirtless dude.

international sweethearts of rhythm

2007-03-07T21:11:00.000-08:00

omfg

2007-03-05T18:30:00.000-08:00

I present to you...

2007-02-27T18:55:00.000-08:00

...the greatest photographer ever.

See more of his work here.

you HAVE to see this

2007-02-27T17:54:00.000-08:00

Worst Band I Have Seen Lately

2007-02-27T14:44:00.000-08:00

Bad bad bad. No no no no no. Fashion before music bad. No. No. No. Bad! No!

Follow this with the overtly emo Little Wolverines and you have quite simply one of the worst opening acts I have seen.

*edit: sorry emos I'm not a 16 year old girl anymore- not diggin it- can't feel it*

Last night Piebald put on an amazing live show.

"These gentlemen know their songs, and that's no accident."

See what I did there? I should be a journalist for Rolling Stone.

Ouch for the turkey

2007-02-26T16:58:00.000-08:00

boo

2007-02-25T01:14:00.000-08:00

yeah it's true.

i'm tired, goodnight.

OMG these are amazing PHOTOS!!!!!

2007-02-24T16:35:00.000-08:00

Square America

This site has AMAZING old photos submitted from all over. It is a serious trip!

2007-02-23T07:24:00.000-08:00

look at those puckered lips. lol i bet his bandmates are soo secretly kinda embarassed. only keith richards or arthur lee are allowed to be shirtless in band photos. its a rule.

yeah im bored.
its snowing blankets on the i-15 in provo utah and were on our way home for a day.

couldn't be sooner.....

i fucking hate utah.

2007-02-22T19:21:00.000-08:00

truth.

ghost whisperer

2007-02-20T17:53:00.001-08:00

ape cheese is officially a ghost town

Me and Travis and Mark and Dnell

2007-02-18T17:36:00.000-08:00

Hey guys check out The Was here

songs now posted and I have begun my hustling!

please check my humor horoscope

2007-02-18T14:19:00.000-08:00

What Be Ye Deal?!

There is a new WBYD?! posted as of right now! Check it out!

this guy strikes me as russian

2007-02-18T00:37:00.000-08:00

Amazing Paintings

2007-02-17T13:18:00.000-08:00

Brandon Bird

Downfalls of thinking down below...

2007-02-17T00:34:00.000-08:00

I just got it from an interesting ordeal. Had to blog it. I was taking out some trash when I decided to go for a walk (my horoscope said it would help me clear my mind, and I said to myself "shit I'll walk out to Hollywood and get drunk..." for some reason). While walking I got a message from Sarey Martin saying everyone was at Luna Park, so I figured I'd walk. Half hour or so later I'm out in front of Luna Park finishing a cigarette when lo and behold three smoking hot girls come out and ask me to take their picture. No problemo there. They proceed to flirt the living hell out of me, and then their cab rolls up. These chicks ask me if I wanna go with them to Republic for a private party deal, and I'm like "Three hot chicks, club, drinks: this is my lucky day!" So we roll a cab out to Republic, get to the door, they tell the bouncer who they are and he proceeds to let them in and close the rope on me. I'm of course trying to explain how I am actually with those girls, but they were already inside by then. So I start walking...

When I get to Wilshire and La Brea on foot I hailed a cab and paid the fucking 10 bucks for the rest of the trip.

Moral of the story: NEVER think with your dick

Still counts to me as a decent evening though. I mean hey I did get picked up by three stone foxes after all.

Get at me.

-Josh

he also sucks a mean dick i hear

2007-02-16T15:56:00.000-08:00

Congratulations!

2007-02-16T09:55:00.000-08:00

60 posts and still running strong

good work everyone!

The Was is here emeffers!

yes indeed

2007-02-15T18:25:00.001-08:00